My life is an anime and my roommate is a fictional character.
Funny title huh? Well the funnier part is this is true.
My roomie darkarcader is a history major. Nothing major right? Wrong! His specific area of study is the history of alchemy and the occult. He has no sense of smell currently due to a concussion and has a semi blind cat.. Yeah, wrap your head around that. He’s awesome, I know.
Myself? Why is my life an anime? Well, I lift, am half Asian, and have a beard. I’ve survived being shot, stabbed, hit by a car, thrown off of a truck, hit by various blunt objects, survived cancer, and death. I’m a martial arts and combat instructor who reads, reads comics, plays video games, and drives a Jeep named after Batgirl(Babs).
Here’s are examples.
This winter my roomie and I will be partying with witches, in Salem, on the Solstice.
I accepted a duel against a guild of assassins.
Two of the highlights of my life were when a man broke his fist on my face. And another tore his ACL and meniscus kicking me.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
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