thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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My life is an anime and my roommate is a fictional character.

Funny title huh? Well the funnier part is this is true.

My roomie darkarcader is a history major. Nothing major right? Wrong! His specific area of study is the history of alchemy and the occult. He has no sense of smell currently due to a concussion and has a semi blind cat.. Yeah, wrap your head around that. He’s awesome, I know.

Myself? Why is my life an anime? Well, I lift, am half Asian, and have a beard. I’ve survived being shot, stabbed, hit by a car, thrown off of a truck, hit by various blunt objects, survived cancer, and death. I’m a martial arts and combat instructor who reads, reads comics, plays video games, and drives a Jeep named after Batgirl(Babs).

Here’s are examples.

This winter my roomie and I will be partying with witches, in Salem, on the Solstice.

I accepted a duel against a guild of assassins.

Two of the highlights of my life were when a man broke his fist on my face. And another tore his ACL and meniscus kicking me.

Hi! So, this is me and I rarely ever talk about myself but I wanted to share a few things including my blog on WordPress.

http://davidjeongjuyoung.wordpress.com

My name is David and I write a good morning status every morning for over 100 days now. Different types of motivation and words of wisdom that I’ve learned from many years of doing stupid things, losing way too many good people, and things that I’ve been taught the hard way.

I used to write general Facebook stuff and good morning messages but I stopped because of lack of motivation. Till one night a friend asked me, “Why don’t you write statuses that don’t make me want to blow my brains out anymore?” The next morning I started writing. 

There are so many things to write about but I just want to tell you this. If you need help, please ask someone, I don’t care if it’s an anon message to me. If you talk, I’ll listen. I have lost 3 friends and 2 family to suicide. Don’t do it. There are people who care, even when you think there is no one. 

So just from me to you, when life gets you down, ask for help, and as always, stay awesome everybody ;)

Hi! So, this is me and I rarely ever talk about myself but I wanted to share a few things including my blog on WordPress.

http://davidjeongjuyoung.wordpress.com

My name is David and I write a good morning status every morning for over 100 days now. Different types of motivation and words of wisdom that I’ve learned from many years of doing stupid things, losing way too many good people, and things that I’ve been taught the hard way.

I used to write general Facebook stuff and good morning messages but I stopped because of lack of motivation. Till one night a friend asked me, “Why don’t you write statuses that don’t make me want to blow my brains out anymore?” The next morning I started writing.

There are so many things to write about but I just want to tell you this. If you need help, please ask someone, I don’t care if it’s an anon message to me. If you talk, I’ll listen. I have lost 3 friends and 2 family to suicide. Don’t do it. There are people who care, even when you think there is no one.

So just from me to you, when life gets you down, ask for help, and as always, stay awesome everybody ;)

commissionerren:

the-mad-valkyrie:

envythedestroyer:

HULK HOGAN. PLEASE HULK HOGAN MAKE A GARP COSPLAY.

KANYE LIKE GOLDEN BOY? YEEZUS TAKE THE WHEEL

HOLY SHIT HULK HOGAN LIKES ONE PIECE?  WOOOOOWOOWOOWOWOWOW


HULK HOGAN AS NEWGATE!!!

commissionerren:

the-mad-valkyrie:

envythedestroyer:

HULK HOGAN. PLEASE HULK HOGAN MAKE A GARP COSPLAY.

KANYE LIKE GOLDEN BOY? YEEZUS TAKE THE WHEEL

HOLY SHIT HULK HOGAN LIKES ONE PIECE?  WOOOOOWOOWOOWOWOWOW

HULK HOGAN AS NEWGATE!!!

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alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

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davidjeongjuyoung:

So, I’m a geek and I like lifting weights, watching anime, different shows, and reading comics. 

A friend was in a drive through and was approached by a homeless man yelling at her to buy a burger and roll down her window and such. 

Her first instinct was to pull a pic of me out, show the homeless man and say I’m her husband and I’m right around the corner, she’s just getting food for me and the kids.

The homeless man got scared apologized profusely and took off.

I live 2.5 hours away.

I intimidated someone from just a picture!

So, I took this one so she can use it just in case :)

Side note: Just in case you were wondering, yes I can bench press that.

So, an update to this pic. That is now my workout weight for bench press.

davidjeongjuyoung:

So, I’m a geek and I like lifting weights, watching anime, different shows, and reading comics.

A friend was in a drive through and was approached by a homeless man yelling at her to buy a burger and roll down her window and such.

Her first instinct was to pull a pic of me out, show the homeless man and say I’m her husband and I’m right around the corner, she’s just getting food for me and the kids.

The homeless man got scared apologized profusely and took off.

I live 2.5 hours away.

I intimidated someone from just a picture!

So, I took this one so she can use it just in case :)

Side note: Just in case you were wondering, yes I can bench press that.

So, an update to this pic. That is now my workout weight for bench press.

droidlust:

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

Omg

droidlust:

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

Omg

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natasha romanoff + full body shots

Gah… hawt..

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